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I want something to add hair, not remove it.
(Me intellectual egghead / moronic skinhead, depending on your prejudice.)
I particularly like this review if only for the phrase " purple headed womb ferret"
Following several comments from my girlfriend that my man forrest was looking like a Chinamans tea cosy I decided action was needed.
Being an avid commercial watcher I was intregued by the beautiful and hairless female models parading up and down a beach looking super aerodynamic in their bikinis....not a sprout of (unsightly) hair to be seen. Glistening in the sun I decided I wanted a bit of that.
Off I went to my local supermaret on the prowl for this wonder cure for hair.
After reading the manufacturers instructions (which lets face it, to a man are just their opinion of how a product should work) I decied to throw caution to the wind and slap some on my tea cosy being extra careful to not get any on my purple headed womb ferret (as per several advisory warnings from other poor souls).
All seemed well. A slight whiff of old granny perm solution mixed with torched pubes but otherwise the feeling was quite enjoyable to be fair. That was until....ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE!!
A raging torrent of hells pure fury was now being released on my hairy brain and surrounding roughage....invisble flames licking at my winkle...I absolutley swear at this point it was me that set my neighbours smoke alarm off!!
This thermo-nuclear explosion had to stop and had to stop NOW! Grabbing and ice cold Carlsberg I splashed it on for dear life to give my twinky some relief.....it worked. Aaaah peace.
Now my fellow men...listen to the warnings that are here in reviews. DO NOT USE THIS ON YOUR NADS AND NADS CONTROL STICK!!
Bloody well works mind you....every time I take a piss now it's like looking at a melon with straw stuck in it!
The reviews are absolutely the funniest thing I have read for ages. Wish I'd written them..
Well thank you very much! I have just
wastedspent the past 5 hours reading most of the reviews. Very funny but, oddly, the phrase that made me burst out lolling was, "smooth as a Latvian cheating at blackjack".
The #1 review has been there many months and has brought delight to millions. I have to say that the poor rastafarian sprout gun was a new one on me though.
Their Veet-O is far funnier than our Neat-O efforts.
Gotta ask FOAD - why were you looking this up in the first place?
Some blokes were talking about it on the train last night. Honest.
In a similar vein, read these on the brilliant book 'Penetrating Wagner's Ring' though many of the originals, mine included, have been deleted.
It appears that my probing comments with regard to Wagner's Ring have also gone Oxy. Perhaps we didn't oil the correct palms?
In a similar vein
BJ. Best not to try this out on the Saturday 19th of October between 6.30pm and 11.30pm just in case it's flammable.
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