After just a few weeks at university, Charlie Smith is already disillusioned with his life there.
Although he concedes that the 'boozing, the shagging and the drugs' is superior to the comp he attended, he says that's just what you would expect at a Russell Group university.
But not only does nobody care if he turns up for tutorials of not, nobody also seems to give a monkey's if he attends lectures either.
'I'd heard students didn't attend stuff at university,' Charlie said, 'but what's the point if nobody notices?
'I thought people would be going, "Oh, that's Charlie Smith missing a tutorial again", but nobody's bothered. I might as well be invisible, Charlie said.
'Who's Charlie Smith?' Charlie's tutor said.