Estrol Raffielli, who claims to be a racially intolerant version of Harry Potter's Albus Dumbledore, recently hit out at David Cameron's latest plans to make internet porn an opt in system.
Raffielli, who famously made an appearance on Channel 4's Deal or No Deal, which was blundered due to Raffielli's resentment of multi numerical boxes.
"When I want to have a tug I just got to, a busy wizard like me just doesn't have time for opt in systems left right and Chelsea"
Research has been conducted suggesting that the average time required to opt in to the new system would be around 3 minutes, perhaps marginally longer at peak times.
Joan Hill, an archaeological professor and prominent feminist leading the study said
"I don't get what the big deal is, I can't seem to think why this particular complainer is protesting the changes so vigorously, unless he is embarrassed of course"
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"He can go back to where he came from, we don't want him here, I've got things to do and he's getting in the way, I won't be voting for him"
Raffeilli also highlighted the fact that most internet service provider call centres are based in India.
"I have to pay 10 pence a minute to talk to someone who doesn't understand me, to opt in to a basic human right"