The Devil has reportedly developed a serious muscular injury from the Sisyphean task of singing contracts with ITV stars. A spokesman from the pits of hell claims his unholiness has been so beset with this admin that he hasn't left his office since the first series of The X factor.
'He works himself too hard - always has!' says a long time friend of the dark one. 'He's very ambitious about what we can accomplish down here, and doesn't always know when to say when. I mean, do we really need James Arthur or those TOWIE twat's souls? Of course, he's always greedy and gluttonous, not to mention prideful. But it seems since ITV started up it's been like a fat guy living across the road from McDonalds - just too tempting.'
Employees of Beelzebub have said since his injury, the Devil has become 'a real pain', clearly on edge and often taking out his irritation over the injury on workers who didn't deserve it, making for a 'very hostile working environment'.