A new lifestyle and business book promises to help people concentrate on the basic essentials of life and forget the time wasting stressful distractions of modern living. "Live Each Day Like a Functioning Alcoholic" aims to give practical advice from people who know how to do just enough to get through the day and concentrate on doing what pleases them most.
With chapters like 'Winos Don't Tweet" and "Fuckit That'll Do, The Pubs Are Open" the book helps people to prioritise and keep a simple objective in their life.
MORE SOON. I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DOING SOME CLOUD COMPUTING SHITE AND I GOT DISTRACTED