England’s bid to qualify for the 2014 World Cup has been dealt a massive blow after fans asked, ‘Why do you bother to show up?’
Even though the national side is expected to scratch out massively unimpressive victories against weak opposition, millions will still tune in to watch professional footballers struggle to kick a ball with their foot, while a fourth successive manager decides to give Lampard and Gerrard another go together. Fans would much rather see the Premiership continue uninterrupted rather than suffer another embarrassment.
When the question was poised to England manager Roy Hodgson, he stated, ‘Contractual obligations. Oh sorry, you meant the team.’