A recent ‘Yahoo’ poll on British politics has found that just a staggering 12 people intend to vote Lib Dem in the next election, meaning that in technical terms, Lid Dem followers shall now be referred to only as ‘disciples’. Nick Clegg has made a statement in line with this finding, explaining that if the British public do put their faith in the Lib Dems, they will reap untold rewards once they are dead. Clegg is said to have stood drinking a glass of wine at the press conference, giving a winking look as if to say ‘guess what this used to be…’
However, later the same day a civilian claims to have seen Clegg at a zebra crossing, flinging his arms out, ‘as if he were Moses parting the traffic,' which has left many confused as to which Religious Icon Clegg is actually intending to blaspheme.