In anticipation of the impending restart of the US Federal Government, the revised sequence to be used by the President has been leaked on pastebin. These instructions must be carefully followed otherwise another system crash will result.
Upon system restart, the President will see the following:-
BOOT: Couldn't find CONGRESS.EXE Please insert a working version.
BOOT: Error Opening SENATE
The timeout option for the Boot Loader in the BARACK.INI file may be set to 0 (Default = 4)
US Loader V13.10
The system did not load because of a constitutional configuration problem.
Please check the constitution documentation about government configuration and your predecessor reference manuals for additional information. Boot failed.
Press any key to continue ..
He must now type “Presidential Override:BOOT”
and should then see the following messages scroll past:-
Floppy seek at boot up > not required for this president
Modprobe: module dumbo not found > not required for this president
Power-On Self Test (POST)
Memory policy > Treasury disabled, cash writeback
NSA Start > Security Framework initialized (already running)
Rereate CIA > In Progress
Colonel panic > Overriding
Initializing subsys TPARTY > Failed
Initializing subsys REPRESENTATIVES > Done
NET: Registered protocol family of 4+1
Route cash from hash table > Cash available for salary
Starting Journalism Service… > Started Journalism Service - Output > NULL
Load Random Lewinski Seed > not required for this president
Recreate Volatile Faith Bible Institute > Done
Starting Cloud9 IDE… > Started
Starting Obamacare … > Started
Starting Serial Spending … > Started
Congratulations Mr President, your government is now up and running.