Monica Lewinsky’s famed White House Oval Office dress has been reclaimed from its Washington Dry Cleaner window, to help further investigate whether Justin Bieber is in fact the love-grandchild of Diane Keaton, Roman Polanski and one of two Charles Mansons (by post).
The handsome 22 year old, now a UK resident currently working with Brain Cox on a new TV series about chemistry while modelling the new range of winter men’s wear at BHS and holding a senior Shadow Cabinet post, is already a multimillionaire.
But sources close to Peter Sellers’s family say Bieber is in fact hiding his identity. Mail Columnist Suzi Smythe wrote: “With that blond hair, those blue eyes and that nasal voice, we think he may well be the accidental product of a one night stand between Britt Ekland and flamboyant North Londoner Ed Milliband. If he were elected he would be the first half Jewish Prime Minister to lead Britain and hate it at the same time.”