Fear has gripped the residents of a street in Leek, as the new owners of number 23 have as yet refused to show their faces.
Many believe the new residents are snobs who refuse to acknowledge their neighbors out of disgust, whilst others believe they are in hiding after some sort of shaming national news scandal. Some suspect the family are agoraphobics with serious social issues, other suggesting they are too busy in their S&M sex-dungeon.
Some residents of the street claim, however, do claim to have had sightings, many describing the family's bizarre appearance as 'beyond comprehension', whilst one man, Rodger Perkins, claiming he saw the husband of the family naked, wearing a flower pot on his head and riding a pig.
The concerns this lack of appearance has caused has led to the neighborhood watch to cancel their planned 'Welcoming dinner' for the family, and instead dedicate the evening to the discussion of how to deal with the potential threat.