A leading Procurator of Judea has been struck off by the GMC for giving lethal levels of crucifixion to several perfectly healthy Christians
The retired GP, a Dr.P.Pilate was accused of 'playing God with the lives of the Innocents' after hastening the deaths of several residents who had been living in or around the village of Gethsemane at the time.
Pathologists discovered the victims were found to have high levels of crucifixion to their arms and legs and one had clearly been prescribed ill fitting and inappropriate headgear
The body of one of the alleged victims. a Mr. J.H. Christ was later exhumed so that forensic tests could be carried out to establish the exact cause of death.
It was proven beyond reasonable doubt that Mr. Christ, had been administered a 'lethal cocktail of crucifixion administered by the Italian over a period of several days, similar to that endured by England supporters'.
'It would have been a miracle if anybody could have survived all that misery' said one England fan 'give me crucifixion any day'.
His family have been informed.
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