Why did the blond God create so many religions?
To keep the population down. He knew they would try to kill each other.
Why did the blond God create woman?
So that man would have to be learn to be a little nice or he wouldn't get any nookie.
Why did the blond God create apes?
So that the religionists would know where they came from.
Why did the blond God give Moses 11 commandments but told him there were 10?
He couldn't count beyond 5.
Why did the blond God make men hornier than women?
So they'd have something else to think about other than football and beer.