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No, I'm not going to Scarborough Fair.
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Posted 7 years ago #
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Me neither. See also "Scarborough Fare refusenik also likely to spurn Widecombe". And "Scarborough Fare dissident blamed for Northern herb shortage."
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Peter Gurney absence blamed on groin strain, Tom Pearce mare loan still in doubt.
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Naval alcohol abuse still a problem. You've hit a rich seam here, Rikkor.
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Friends of Green Earthpiece protest about failure to recycle green bottles.
Johm Deere claim manpower needed to mow meadow "a gross over-estimate".
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The grand old Duchess of York,
She had 10,000 men…Posted 7 years ago # -
Could be brought together in one omnibus criticising folk song lyrics
Scarborough Fair refusal sparks folksong backlash
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The grand old Duchess of York,
She had 10,000 men…Then Uncle Tom Cobley and all...
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And I don't make a habit of carrying round a fucking load of herbs with me. Alright, maybe a bit of weed from time to time. Fucking stop-and-search Hitlers.
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My favourite:
Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fayre
Said simple Simon to the pie man, "What have you got there?"
Said the pie man to simple Simon, "Pies! Fuckwit"Posted 7 years ago # -
Eric Pickles met a pie man going to the fayre
Said Eric Pickles to the pie man, "What have you got there?"
Said the pie man to Eric Pickles "Nothing, now, you greedy bastard."Posted 7 years ago # -
Yes, I do know the way to San Jose. It's on the map FFS! Straight down the 101 from San Francisco. What's hard about that?
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And I'm not going to San Francisco either. I suffer from hay fever.
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Why would I love you tomorrow, when I don't give a fuck about you now?
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Hello, is it me your... pardon... No sorry, Dominos' number ends in a 6 not 7.
iOS maps to updated to include San Jose and Amarillo
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Got a bit diffuse, I feel. but am tired.
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Mystery of where my lovely goes to when she's alone in her bed.
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Nor will I go now.
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