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No, I'm not going to Scarborough Fair.

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Started 1 year ago by rikkor
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Posted 1 year ago #
nickb

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Me neither. See also "Scarborough Fare refusenik also likely to spurn Widecombe". And "Scarborough Fare dissident blamed for Northern herb shortage."

Posted 1 year ago #
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Peter Gurney absence blamed on groin strain, Tom Pearce mare loan still in doubt.

Posted 1 year ago #
nickb

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Naval alcohol abuse still a problem. You've hit a rich seam here, Rikkor.

Posted 1 year ago #
Titus

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Friends of Green Earthpiece protest about failure to recycle green bottles.

Johm Deere claim manpower needed to mow meadow "a gross over-estimate".

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FOAD

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The grand old Duchess of York,
She had 10,000 men…

Posted 1 year ago #
nickb

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Could be brought together in one omnibus criticising folk song lyrics

Scarborough Fair refusal sparks folksong backlash

Posted 1 year ago #
Tripod

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The grand old Duchess of York,
She had 10,000 men…

Then Uncle Tom Cobley and all...

Posted 1 year ago #
Landfill

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And I don't make a habit of carrying round a fucking load of herbs with me. Alright, maybe a bit of weed from time to time. Fucking stop-and-search Hitlers.

Posted 1 year ago #
beau-jolly

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My favourite:

Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fayre
Said simple Simon to the pie man, "What have you got there?"
Said the pie man to simple Simon, "Pies! Fuckwit"

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Titus

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Eric Pickles met a pie man going to the fayre
Said Eric Pickles to the pie man, "What have you got there?"
Said the pie man to Eric Pickles "Nothing, now, you greedy bastard."

Posted 1 year ago #
Maverick

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Yes, I do know the way to San Jose. It's on the map FFS! Straight down the 101 from San Francisco. What's hard about that?

Posted 1 year ago #
cinnahmon

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And I'm not going to San Francisco either. I suffer from hay fever.

Posted 1 year ago #
FOAD

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Why would I love you tomorrow, when I don't give a fuck about you now?

Posted 1 year ago #
Lens Cap

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Hello, is it me your... pardon... No sorry, Dominos' number ends in a 6 not 7.

iOS maps to updated to include San Jose and Amarillo

Posted 1 year ago #
nickb

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Got a bit diffuse, I feel. but am tired.

Posted 1 year ago #
John Wiltshire

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Mystery of where my lovely goes to when she's alone in her bed.

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John Wiltshire

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Nor will I go now.

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