A down-on-his-luck man from Leeds has spoken out recently about the conspiracy theory he believes has been sabotaging him for years. He says that an international plot against him is the reason for his losing of several jobs and the inevitable dissipation of every meaningful relationship he has. His reason for such an enormous sabotage? A completely lack of evidence for one.
'Think about it' he opines, 'doesn't it seem a little too good to be true? A conspiracy this big would never make the mistake of leaving any sign of existing - that's why it's a conspiracy. They've done a pretty good job of making things appear to have a natural causality - a drunken night here, a duplicitous frisson there - but no longer. I'm on to them!'