Italian food writer has pasta way
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You darn well should apologise for a pun like that! But a nice, witty tribute. Have some stars.
Room for expansion on a good headline perhaps? How about:
Dead Italian food writer was victim of poison penne ?
She was killed by a cannibal Jewish priest - a rabbi ate her ?
Blimey, they are even worse than your original. My apologies added to yours - have some stars.
Was it in a kitchen electrical appliance fire...perhaps caused by a faulty fusilli?
Ooop! Been done.
Or pizza chef tops himself.
Or pasta chef sacked for making fusili mistakes.
(I'll get my coat now)
or Italian chef killed at Spaghetti Junction given a stirring send-off!
Italian chef killed by Jewish-Irish hit man - Rafi O’Lee.
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