In an effort to make sure he fits in with the locals at Derby County, he has within the space of 5 minutes acquired the local accent, having lost all trace of that now infamous Dutch one he picked up. However, as a priority, he is seeking to hire a translator so that the rest of country will know what he is talking about.
"Ey-up, Aah-do" said McClaren at his press conference.
"Its gerrin black over Bills mothas" said Steve, we believe referring to the run of poor form suffered by Derby.
"We'll have a cob an some tay, and be said for today. Dow want t'players gettin mardy, we want 'em to be rate. I dow want anyone saying 'ee's never sweat about me, but if they do, dunna wittle. This job is a belter and I am looking forward to chewing some spidge ont side lines. Anyway, be said, I'm gonna bobby off and meet the players."
"Sadly, we have no idea what he was talking about, but then we have the suspicion he doesn't either" said one senior player.