The Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, was today sensationally outed as a 'Christian' by pressure group JerichoWalls, which aims to 'out' closet Christians in the church.
The founder of JerichoWalls, Peter Saint, said: 'We have been observing Justin for some time, and we have noticed his frequent references to God, which is very unusual for an Archbishop of Canterbury. In fact, we are still trying to work out whether his predecessor believd in anything at all.
'Justin also talks about issues which matter to ordinary people, rather than the usual ignorant blather about politics.
'So we have written to Justin to tell him that unless he denies it publicly, we will out him as a real Christian, which hasn't happened to an Archbishop of Canterbury for a very long time.'
When a reporter asked him whether the rumours were true, Rev Welby said: 'Is the pope catholic!' and Peter Saint said 'We're checking...'
[Hat tip to Flugelbinder]