High drama today as a local man, who lives in the biggest house, has the most attractive wife, drives an enviable motor and earns six figures has been found to be quite a nice bloke. His neighbours are said to have been incredulous on realising that his smiles at them were not in fact intended condescendingly, and his offers to drive them to work where not intended as jabs at their very masculinity.
'To be so decent is just plain indecent for a fella like that!' one man complained, 'I think 'e genuinely meant it when 'e said 'good day' to me. He could've at least been showin' off about how good 'is day 'ad been, but no! 'e was hoping mine was too. The c***.'