Ed Moribund, made no secret of his delight in the national press and TV coverage that his inaugural speech achieved. He promised voters £120 each if they vote for him and his party is elected. Nopower promises no blackouts, shareholder misery and pension fund collapse in return for minimal short term rewards for voters. There is little doubt that Britain "can do better" than elect Ed Moribund and his group of left wing hooligans and there is little doubt that Ed should do better to win voters confidence. Despite this setback Ed promises to raise the figure of £120 if the government buys votes from married couples and those in civil partnerships with a £200 a year tax windfall to at least £240. Decrying the government's plans the Liberated party promises voters £360 each year by tax reforms together with 200 free Royal Mail shares if and when they are ever elected. This new political approach can only be good for voters said UQuip who confirmed since illegal immigrants and scroungers don't pay tax then they won't benefit from any of these offers. Roll on Polling Day!
Nopower, the new fastest growing political party, buys votes for £120 each
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