A new report on office staff who work from home has offered a series of recommendations to prevent self abuse related downtime.
Employer installed home CCTV cameras, specially adapted tags and automatic cattle prods are some of the management systems being considered by more enlightened employers, in a bid to end the menace of unexplained breaks.
The problem has reached epidemic proportions in industries generally populated by wankers. With lawyers under instruction to charge every fifteen minutes of their day to someone, some clients are being billed for time their brief has spent, literally, jerking off. The problem is even worse in the advertising and marketing industries, which have an even greater purple head count - and a massive number of people who are paid inexplicably large amounts of money.
MORE LATER. I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DOING SOMETHING ELSE BUT THIS THOUGHT POPPED INTO MY HEAD