We might line him up, but he’ll probably get stage fright, what with his bi-polar and that. We won’t make him look any more stupid than he already is, don’t worry. Maybe if we get his sychophant sidekick Anal Davies on the same or the other team it might persuade him, said keith’s agent Harry Lime, who also knows Jason Orange.
Have you heard of Cher? said Harry. Well she’s a possibility. We’re working on it. She likes Kieth so it could be a runner. Cher, Stephen Fry, Anal Davies, Jimmy Carr, could be awesome.