The world was stunned today as Peter Wells revealed shocking truths about the unknown ruling elite who are the puppet masters of international government.
In a new post on his personal blog http://www.whycantpeoplejustrealisethetruthfrominternetsiteswithoutanycriticalthinkingontheirpart.com he announced a series of shocking revelations that has sent ordinary people’s understanding of the world into utter turmoil.
The incredible truths included suggestions that psychic energy from the ether, combined with the power of the proletariat orgasm, can effectively battle the evil chemical trails being placed in the atmosphere by a whole host of budget airlines cynically calling their lengthy high atmospheric trails ‘mere contrails that always happen with jet engines at high altitudes and are simply more widespread owing to the increase in international air travel’.
Makers of orgonite, the special substance of metal and fibreglass designed to harvest the psychic-orgasmic energy in the surrounding ether of our general auras, hailed his blog as a final vindication of their oft-questioned ideas. A spokesman told a specialist reporter ‘For too long have we been labelled as rather sad depressed lunatics who waste a lot of money and resources trying to alter meteorological phenomena with no rational scientific method other than a blind faith in the works of an entirely discredited lunatic of the early 20th Century. Following this revolutionary blog post we can continue work on orgasmatrons and will boil vinegar in our backgardens and to hell with the County Court actions for nuisance’.
Incredibly, it turns out that the controllers of all western democracies are shape shifting reptilians who infiltrated world power some years ago.
Mr Wells told stunned reporters "Although I have a profound ignorance of several millennia of world history, I have considered some very specific aspects of the Nazi regime and the second world war. It is so obvious that I cannot understand why everyone else fails to share my opinion. They are obviously blind to the truth. And those skeptics who went to university have simply been indoctrinated with limited thoughts from the sinister ruling illuminati elite."
"All that is needed is a casual trawl of internet blogs and sites put up by dedicated fellow revolutionaries who are prepared to sacrifice all social skills and hope of any relationship with the opposite sex. These people know the truth, because they trawl the internet to find material that will prove their romantic notion of a vast global conspiracy. I know who I would rather trust, and it is not anyone who has done post-doctoral research in any kind of science."
The true effect on the working man is currently unknown. However, such confident pronouncement of the true nature of the workings of the world has caused many impressionable housewives to champion his postings. They especially like the part about orgasms.