Children paying their £20 entrance fee are being asked to run at full speed at a solid brick wall labelled “Entrance 9 ¾”. Those that fail to pass through to the “wonderous, magical land”, are told to “believe harder” and try again.
In the event of continued failure, numerous tearful children, many with bloodied noses and broken teeth, are given the unfortunate news that they are clearly “muggles” and asked to leave by the more conventional back door.
A spokesman for the park defended their ‘no refunds’ policy, directing any complaints to the ‘Ministry of magic’.
