UKIP supporters are not necessarily racist but they are almost certainly complete morons, according to a report by sociology professor Stefan Bogdanov of the University of Sofia.
Professor Bogdanov said that after observing a sample of UKIP supporters and questioning them, his research team had concluded that while most were not racist, 'they are, I'm afraid, very very stupid.
'Or, as we like to say here in Bulgaria, as thick as pig shit.'
Professor Bogdanov said it would be wrong to discriminate against UKIP supporters because of their intellectual limitations and Bulgaria would welcome any UKIP supporter to Bulgaria who was prepared to work.
'We can offer UKIP people work in Bulgaria commensurate with their abilities- for example, on our many farms, spreading pig shit,' Professor Bogdanov said.