After the failure of their secret camera policy the council have come up with a new 'ground breaking innovative exciting idea' that will change 'the paradigm'. 'If we can't use the cameras then microchipping is the only way to monitor at risk communities. There are many benefits. Parents will be able to know the exact whereabouts of their children.'
In response to criticism that such a scheme is bonkers the official replied 'which would parents prefer a microchip or their children turned into soldiers of Jihad?'