"We've evolved" said a waspy leader through a translator "we had some really bad press and so commissioned some market research to help change our ways and the 21st century wasp is a bit of a social climber now. Hearing humans say “what is the point of a wasp?” is just so hurtful when we have advanced our culture so far in such a short space of time
And because we have evolved we manage to dodge "traditional" traps. Water in a jam jar, oh please, what is this, the 1950s? Every hive now has its own BayWasp team with special red outfits trained to rescue the dim ones who fall in. Every wasp will soon have goggles to detect that blue light thing you think we are love and also gas masks, we picked up that tip from reading about the Blitz so don’t bother with your cans of Vapona. You lot need to get your thinking caps on!
The old guard makes up such a small percentage now, and their old edict of sting, sting, sting just doesn’t cut it with up and coming wasps. They are more content with their lives, and they are settling into distinct socio-demographic groups.
We’re not too dissimilar to you, we have a Monarchy, 10% of the hive own 80% of all the produce, and sometimes we get a bit pissed, usually around September/October time. You call us “dopey” or “sleepy” when in fact we are either off our tits or suffering a massive hangy. We have mass weddings, just like the North Koreans but that’s an unfair comparison as we have neither a football team nor nuclear power, yet. Joke! No, I suppose the Moonies would be a fairer parallel.
There’s more to us than just landing on iced buns you know!”