Queen informed. “Who gives a fucking shit” said the Duke of Edinburgh. “We got enough fucking aliens”
After it was pointed out to the Duke Britain would be better off with highly-skilled people from where ever they came he said “tell those foreign cunts to fuck off!”
Royal courtiers were today struggling to find a royal anniversary to celebrate.
“26th anniversary of Princess Di’s death?” said one. “Brilliant, we’ll go with that” said the Daily Excess editor. “right next to the Alzheimer’s, diabetes and arthritis stories. I feel a lot of advertising revenue coming on.”