“I feel like a new woman since having my foot transplanted onto my head” says former top topless model Fanny Galore.
She’s also had breast implants on her clitoris for charity. “Children are very important to me” said the busty slapper. “They are summut to stub your cigarettes out on for a laugh”
“I also like bingo and think everyone should gamble away their life savings. You don’t want the fucking taxman or old folks homes to get your money do you? Besides, you might win.”
Fanny’s new book “Sucking Your Way Into The Gutter”, written by somebody else, is coming to a quality bookshop near you soon. You can also buy it online at http://www.wasteofspaceshit.com