I'm tempted to bump said missive again, not because I think it is amusing, nor because I think it is amusing to push it back up the rankings again, and certainly not because I miss it.
But I have this urge to cause mischief, an urge to find that story and bump it once more.
I know this is bad, I know it isn't big or clever, but I am not sure I can stop myself.
Help me. Tell me why I shouldn't. Quickly.