Thank you all, especially Vince, for calling me a dickhead. She wouldn't have been so nice if she thought I was going to see it.
And I'm with you Zadok, it's more a page flicking than a page turning on a Kindle, isn't it.
Gerontius, it's digital-only at the minute, but can be used with all sorts of digital devices and phones and stuff and not just the Kindle. I can text it to anyone really keen (there is a £50 charge to unsubscribe once I start though...). If anyone's not a fan of Amazon, and would like to support local bookshops as well as 21st century reading mores you can get it from Hive which is some kind of delightfully hippy bricks/clicks book commune. I can't guarantee free love, mind:
Finally, yes, you can give it stars when you're done, so all those years of practice can be put into action. And also, it's likely none of the money will be going to charity, so we can avoid that whole fund-raising debate that was going on recently...
This has been a paid* commercial presentation.
*it's in the post.