Sales of slow drying paint have reached new levels as disapointed viewers switch off the world cup.
A leading chain of DIY Stores has reported a surge in sales this weekend.
At a Brentwood store , a customer interviewed by a newsbiscuit reporter said, ' Tracy & me would get down on the couch for a good night in front of the football, but its got really sad. We have now found watching paint dry is much more exciting, & we can still get down on the couch with a six pack & wait for the Giro to arrive.
At a West Norfolk store, a lady was seen loading her Range Rover with 50 litres of fence paint. When questioned , she replied , ' I am getting it to give my husband something to do to take his mind off the poor showing of his home team'
When asked why she had purchased the quick drying range , she replied ' I dont want the Corgis rubbing up against it before its dry'
DIY Sales soar as viewers switch OFF
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