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   writinginbsl
   

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   badger bait

   Posted 3 years ago #

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   Titus
   

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   He was lucky the badgers weren't armed.

   Time to worry is when badgers are reported travelling to Pakistan to attend terrorist training camps. Suicide badgers next?

   Beware the Talibadgers.

   Posted 3 years ago #

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   Squudge
   

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   Badgers are rubbish suicide bombers. They run at cars on the A30, turn inside out, and die.

   Posted 3 years ago #

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   Ironduke
   

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   littered with them down here too Squudge- A39. Always wondered whether farmers bump them off and dump them on the road. Either that or some road safety lessons urgently required.

   Posted 3 years ago #

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   I like this picture myself http://noneedtoapply.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/funny-street-posters-18.jpeg

   Posted 3 years ago #

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   Titus
   

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   "Badgers are rubbish suicide bombers. They run at cars on the A30, turn inside out, and die."

   Yeah, but that shows they've got the necessary attitude, they just need a bit more training and some explosives.

   Posted 3 years ago #

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   Arthur
   

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   they just need a bit more training and some explosives

   That requires funding.

   I suggest that we set up a website appealing to the moral indignity of USA citizens as it concerns foreign affairs. We'll show pictures of squashed badgers and harp on about British motorists not giving a damn for badger life, how they don't so much as stop or even give them a decent burial, much less pay compensation to their families.

   We should get a couple of million US dollars very quickly and we can use it for a DDOS attack on The Onion.

   Any change we can use to put badger bristle shaving brushes on Amazon. Have you seen how much they cost?

   This will be a long-term project, resulting in sufficient funds for John o'Farrell to be elected President of the USA, where he's less likely to upset the status quo on the Isle of Wight.

   Posted 3 years ago #

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   Titus
   

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   You're a troublemaker.

   Posted 3 years ago #

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   Arthur
   

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   You just want conflict on the Isle of Wight, that's your trouble.

   Posted 3 years ago #

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    writinginbsl
    

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    what worried me is that this happened sin Somerset-same county as the badger culling...

    Posted 3 years ago #

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