badgers bite back?
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He was lucky the badgers weren't armed.
Time to worry is when badgers are reported travelling to Pakistan to attend terrorist training camps. Suicide badgers next?
Beware the Talibadgers.
Badgers are rubbish suicide bombers. They run at cars on the A30, turn inside out, and die.
littered with them down here too Squudge- A39. Always wondered whether farmers bump them off and dump them on the road. Either that or some road safety lessons urgently required.
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"Badgers are rubbish suicide bombers. They run at cars on the A30, turn inside out, and die."
Yeah, but that shows they've got the necessary attitude, they just need a bit more training and some explosives.
they just need a bit more training and some explosives
That requires funding.
I suggest that we set up a website appealing to the moral indignity of USA citizens as it concerns foreign affairs. We'll show pictures of squashed badgers and harp on about British motorists not giving a damn for badger life, how they don't so much as stop or even give them a decent burial, much less pay compensation to their families.
We should get a couple of million US dollars very quickly and we can use it for a DDOS attack on The Onion.
Any change we can use to put badger bristle shaving brushes on Amazon. Have you seen how much they cost?
This will be a long-term project, resulting in sufficient funds for John o'Farrell to be elected President of the USA, where he's less likely to upset the status quo on the Isle of Wight.
You're a troublemaker.
You just want conflict on the Isle of Wight, that's your trouble.
what worried me is that this happened sin Somerset-same county as the badger culling...
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