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Posted 7 years ago #
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He was lucky the badgers weren't armed.
Time to worry is when badgers are reported travelling to Pakistan to attend terrorist training camps. Suicide badgers next?
Beware the Talibadgers.
Posted 7 years ago # -
Badgers are rubbish suicide bombers. They run at cars on the A30, turn inside out, and die.
Posted 7 years ago # -
littered with them down here too Squudge- A39. Always wondered whether farmers bump them off and dump them on the road. Either that or some road safety lessons urgently required.
Posted 7 years ago # -
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"Badgers are rubbish suicide bombers. They run at cars on the A30, turn inside out, and die."
Yeah, but that shows they've got the necessary attitude, they just need a bit more training and some explosives.
Posted 7 years ago # -
they just need a bit more training and some explosives
That requires funding.
I suggest that we set up a website appealing to the moral indignity of USA citizens as it concerns foreign affairs. We'll show pictures of squashed badgers and harp on about British motorists not giving a damn for badger life, how they don't so much as stop or even give them a decent burial, much less pay compensation to their families.
We should get a couple of million US dollars very quickly and we can use it for a DDOS attack on The Onion.
Any change we can use to put badger bristle shaving brushes on Amazon. Have you seen how much they cost?
This will be a long-term project, resulting in sufficient funds for John o'Farrell to be elected President of the USA, where he's less likely to upset the status quo on the Isle of Wight.
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You're a troublemaker.
Posted 7 years ago # -
You just want conflict on the Isle of Wight, that's your trouble.
Posted 7 years ago # -
what worried me is that this happened sin Somerset-same county as the badger culling...
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