Ed, you don't expect us to say what we believe in, Milliband has stunned all of his critics by stating that he will not announce any policies until after the general election. In a statement he said Politics is all about trust so the electorate will trust us and vote for us knowing we will do the right thing. The electoral reform society says costs of the election will fall dramatically since the will be no debate, no flyers, no advertising and no boring commentators analysing what was said and what was meant. Richard Murdoch welcomed the news he said " That's what I've been saying about my family all along 'you can trust us' and it's good to see politicians now agree".
No 10 declined to comment but said their job was now much easier. Sadly Royal Mails shares sunk to there lost level since privatisation since they will not now be delivering the anticipated 75 million electoral addresses, leaflets and assorted junk mail.
UKIP said it was wonderful news since they no longer needed to dream up sane policies to mask the reality behind their political ambitions.