"Oh you know we've been talking about this 'n' that, movies we like, music, chemical weapons - he's a nice guy" said a sleepy headed America this morning. "Hey I don't know where it's going at the moment" said Russia "he's a really cute guy, and likes to talk, listen to reason, especially when it's about someone else - I've aleady 'liked' hime on Facebook, who knows".
The increasingly lovestruck couple slinked in to their separate Embassy's in Geneva in the early morning to find some very irate parents. America faced Mom and Pop, Great Britain and France "where the hell have you been, we've been up all night worried sick, you've a bloody mobile 'phone but you never call - it's as if we aren't important to you anymore". Russia faced unimpressed Cuba and China, their legal guardians, "the People's Committee are displeased at this regrettable turn of events, the young country has some re-adjustment to face up to".
Meanwhile reports are hitting the wires that "Hello" magazine has made some tentative enquiries about a future deal.