Bored with your five bed detached Victorian mansion? The chic boutiques of the royal spa town no longer hold the appeal that first drew you to its quiet, leafy avenues? A bit of a show-off? What do you do? Isn't it obvious? You sell up, buy an acre or four overlooking a beautiful Scottish loch, pay an architect a small fortune to design an ultra modern space-age structure, or better still, design it yourself as you're probably already an architect, commission a sculptor to craft an abstract piece that reflects your slightly wacky side, or better still, your partner could sculpt the piece, as they're probably already an artisan, and hire a film crew to follow the whole project so as to gain maximum exposure for you and your spouse's egos.
If this is you, then we want to hear from you.
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