I've added a bit about police search etc, what do you think?
Panic spread in the Smith family yesterday as Mrs Andrea Smith, 35, of Andover, failed to post anything to social media for over 10 minutes.
“I was devastated” said her mother, 55 year old Tracey Olling of Reading. “I had no idea what she was doing or where she was. I didn’t even know if she’d done her Tesco shop. It was terrifying”.
Emergency services were alerted and police extended the search to pinterest and snapchat. Forensic examination of Mrs Smith’s timelines revealed she had recently watched The X-Factor, enjoyed pictures of emergency kittens and had a bad day at work.
Mrs Smith’s ex-boyfriend, Lee Lewis (twitter handle @spatbag) said: “She got us all really worried for a moment. She’s always telling everyone about her fab nights out with the girls and posting selfies so I was dead concerned when she didn’t show up on my feed. It just wasn’t like her”.
“We were all for blaming that @spatbag” her mother continued “He’d unfollowed her on twitter and hasn’t liked any of her facebook posts for years. It really got to her”.
Mrs Smith said she had popped in to talk to a neighbour and time ran away with her. “I just forgot to post for a few minutes” she explained. “But it’s all back to normal now. I’ve put the embarrassing pictures of the kids on facebook and reported my coffee and biscuit consumption to Twitter.”
