Save hours of time and tedium by creating your own facebook news feed. Just follow this simple step-by-step guide:
Insert motivational tripe <here>
Insert picture of someone else's kids <here>
Insert surprisingly witty science/geek joke <here>
Insert incitement to 'like' sick kid/cancer campaign/grim disease of your choice <here>
Congratulations! No need to look at Facebook tomorrow.
Next week: your entire twitter feed in just five tweets!