Following revelations about phone hacking, nursery favourite Snow White announced her intention to sue the Mirror.
In a statement released by her solicitors, she complained that for years she believed that her stepmother, the previous holder of the Fairest in the Land title, had acted alone in a campaign of harassment and abuse when began when she was a child. She was horrified to learn that help had been obtained from the Mirror via their hacking activities.
“She was a total media whore and frankly I’m not surprised she stooped so low,” said Snow White. “Of course, she came to a sticky end, but I think the Mirror should admit their part in this sorry tale and pay up.”