Prince Williams plans to leave the British Military has sparked fresh concerns that he could be living on the streets within 2 years.
Anxious colleagues believe that the prince lacks the strong support network which helps many servicemen and women adjust to life outside the army, navy, or RAF, and many raised fears that a period of heavey drinking will see the Duke of Cambridge divorce, unable to hold down a stready job and slip through the net of high society.
"If only his family would pull together and let him know that with time and patience he can beocme accustomed to life on civy street" explained Major General Admiral Jason Statham "however, knowing William, and knowing of his family through what little I have gleaned these last 30 years, I am confident that the life of a street drinker awaits him."
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