“Some people call me the faceless cowboy, some call me the gangster of duff, some people call me David, cause they think that I am my bruv.
People talk about me saying I’m doing it wrong all wrong but don’t you worry comrades, I’ll try not to make the voters stay home.
Cause I’m your leader, an opportunist, maybe a dullard but not a minger, I make my policies on hoof. I’m a choker courting the voters, I get my votes however I can.
You’re the cutest union delegates I’ve seen, I really love members money you bring, want to shakedown you legitimacy. Lovey dovey, lovey dovey at election time, I just don't want to talk about clause 29.
Cause I’m a bottler, not Blairite, I lean a little to the left not right, can’t wait till this Syria thing is done, I’m a joker to the voter I need your members more and more.
Ooooh oooh yeah”
Repeat till career fades….