Channel 4's Secret Agent Phil Spencer told the nation's house sellers yesterday to clean up their shambolic shitholes. In a surprise outburst, he broke cover to tell lazy homeowners that a clean up and a lick of paint are all they need to make their properties a bit more marketable. "It's incredible", he told NewsBiscuit, "they seem genuinely unaware that dog poo in the garden and mouldy bedroom blinds might put buyers off, leaving smug propery merchants like me no choice but to trouser large sums of money for providing mind-numbingly obvious advice".
Phil Spencer tells house sellers to clean up their shambolic shitholes
(1 post) (1 voice)
You must log in to post.