Well what a jam packed week of entries we have had, plus some delightfully witty tags.
And the results are:
In third place, AReader with "Insect Olympic Stadium to be completely demolished except ants' pitch";
In second place, Arthur with "NewsCorp Journalist of the Year's acceptance speech muffled by pillow"; and,
The winner is Smart Alex with "Commons disagree with Dave over Syria, yet in 2003 they did accept Tone's speech".
Titus would have been in the running, but he misspelled "Nephew" as "Newphew", and capitalised the rest of the headline, which I just will not tolerate under any circumstances and will in fact just go on and on about it due to my Tourrette's Syndrome - is it really the Syndrome belonging to Tourrette when someone else has it or does it belong to them - and how in the hell do you work out the apostrophising for that?.