not gay at all
but you can’t help wondering…
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not gay at all
We've been having a go at the slimy weasle for ages.
bang to rights if you ask me
He's not gay, he's just magnetically attractive in a masculine sort of way. It's because his superbly powerful masculine image attracts men more than straight women that he's anti-gay. It's obvious if you think about it.
I wish I had pecs like that.
I wish I could kill a wild animal with a single bullet.
I wish I could rule the lives of 143 million people.
I wish I could send women who reject me to jail.
"I wish I could send women who reject me to jail."
Putin is an amateur.
Kim Jong-un does better - he has them machine-gunned to death with their families made to watch.
I was unaware of your work. I bow to a master. But I really wish I hadn’t seen that picture at the top.
gayer than a marquee
Daily Mash got there first
bless 'em, I think the best line in that is 'Russians are great at chess, which is basically men staring at each other'
I liked News Thump's effort best: Putin right out there
'Russians are great at chess, which is basically men staring at each other'
Garry Kasparov used to stare down his opponents before playing; he thought it gave him an edge. It just made him look a bit over-amorous.
There's something wrong with one of the captions in Squudge's link.
It says: 'Putin swims in the mountains of...' but how does one swim in a mountain?
Is Putin so hard and hetero-type manly that the mountains liquify for him?
They'd probably turn to jelly at the sight of him. Then he could take them heroically, asif they were a big slippery bouncy castle, while clad only in a bearskin jockstrap.
Mind you that might make him look faintly ridiculous.
Quite, because he hasn't managed that feat on many previous occasions.
@Jenni - I think that was Squudge's point.
I have loved reading about Putin for ages. Pure satire without the satirists even having to try.
Indeed. As satire, Putin's own press releases make us look like the amateurs which most of us are.
Although I don't think he has (yet) scored as many holes-in-one in just one round of golf as The Beloved Leader of N Korea. (I wonder if he strips to the waist to play golf? Don't think they'd allow that at St Andrew's. Or is golf a bit too effete for a Russian leader anyway?)
Grumpy cat, nooo. Really?
Titus, I'm fairly certain that the committee at the R&A wouldn't bend their rules even for him. Although I suspect he'd only play it if he could use elephant tusks for clubs.
Probably with the elephant still attached.
you'll have to forgive the cat Jenni - he/she has no sense of humour whatsoever, or joy.
This is what makes him/her so loveable (to those of us with that sort of sense of humour).
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