There was outrage and sheer bafflement when one deranged reader awarded just two stars in a NewsBiscuit Writers' Room thread.
"Come on, we all know the rules" said one typically pedantic regular. "Five stars if you think it's brilliant, four if it's OK but nothing special, one if it's crap and none at all if it's so boring that you don't give a toss. But no-one, ever, awards two stars. It just isn't done."