I'm with Titus 100% on this. (Not 101% you will note).
Using the grocer's apostrophe is wearing illiteracy as a badge of honour when it simply means you fucked up at school and intend to compensate by proudly remaining a fuckwit forever.
As to Titus' unfortunate typo, it was a typo. It happens. It is not an indication of a poor education or "fashionable" illiteracy.
Recent experience on a rabid local politics forum:
Councillor X: Your right.
Me: Thank you, and by the way I think you meant "You're right".
From the shitstorm that followed you would have been forgiven for thinking I had denied the holocaust! Fuckwits started shouting about a missed full stop a few days prior. For my part I stand by the correction. (Before you start, shitstorm as one word is now in common usage thanks to Angela Merkel)
While children in developing countries walk miles for the privilege of going to school, it is obscene that we ignore our education and flout illiteracy.
As I said: I stand with Titus on this one.
WRT the original sub: Literally awesome!