Following on from the success of his 30 Minute Meals and 15 Minute Meals books, Jamie Oliver is to release another 898 books in time for the lucrative Christmas market.
The new titles are as follows:
15 Minute 1 Second Meals
15 Minute 2 Seconds Meals
15 Minute 3 Seconds Meals
15 Minutes 4 Seconds Meals, etc., etc
They all involve wazzing up the ingredients with Mr Mixer and throwing them into a pot with some olive oil and salt.