President Obama yesterday started giving Americans geography lessons in his weekly address to the nation, presumably because they don't know or care where any other country is.
'Syria is not Iran,' he announced. 'Neither is it Afghanistan. Turkey is not France; Peru is not India; Greenland is not Monaco; New Zealand is not Mogolia; Germany is not Mexico;...'
This continued for several hours until his broadcast was suddenly interrupted by an episode of I Love Lucy.
The head of the US Airforce, Commadore Robert Schwesinger said: 'Let me get this straight - that means that we can bomb pretty much anywhere we like, right? OK - wagons roll!'