Yesterday it was announced that Gareth Bale, formerly of Tottenham Hotspur, had completed the greatest Euro dive in football history.
His dive, from the top of the Bernabau stadium in front of 60,000 Real Madrid fans, was made into an enormous cash pile of what was estimated to be more than 50 million euros of their hard-earned.
A clearly elated Bale, then posed for a few photographs, dribbled the ball a bit and went home to play for Wales.