A Zombie had reporters at a news conference in stitches when he told them that reports of his death were no exaggeration. But the briefing rapidly turned sour, when he bit into a reporter and began chewing on his flesh. Abandoning protocol, the Zombie then began walking slowly amongst the media throng, staring blankly ahead and moaning as he plodded stiffly towards intended victims.
Reports of my death were no exaggeration, quips Zombie
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Zombies are the new tramps!
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