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Agent Provocateur launches basque separatist lingerie range

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Started 3 years ago by MrChigleysAunt
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MrChigleysAunt

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Posted 3 years ago #
Doctor Moptop

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Brilliant!

Posted 3 years ago #
brownpaperreporter

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Tres bon!

Posted 3 years ago #
MrChigleysAunt

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Thank you. Afterwards, I wondered if "Agent Provocateur launches separatist basque" would have been better.

Posted 3 years ago #
Svendo

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likes = stars

Posted 3 years ago #
QorbeQ

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I was thinking about basque seperates but then the ETA link gets a bit thin...

Posted 3 years ago #
sauce

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Ah, that reminds me ...

OAP
(Old Anarchist Persists)

When I am old, I shall wear purple,

the colour of my mohawk in ’78,
with my pubes viridian
below my first tattoo –
“Keep off the grass”.

I’ll have a new tattoo at 78:
a bat sagging on my back,
its wrinkled finger-webs flapping
across my bingo wings
as I pogo in some reawakened
mosh pit of memory.

To prevent my diamond
nipple piercings tangling tragically
with my copper ankle bracelet
I have ordered purple satin support:
a size 18
basque separate tits.

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brownpaperreporter

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Sauce, are you my former 2 wives?

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sauce

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You were married to Vivian Westwood? and who else?

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o b sensible

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good joke but used years ago by Peter Ross of the Sunday Herald and borrowed by Ian Rankin for The Naming of the Dead

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Stan Laurel

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Nice - well worth a full piece.

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