Agent Provocateur launches basque separatist lingerie range
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Thank you. Afterwards, I wondered if "Agent Provocateur launches separatist basque" would have been better.
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I was thinking about basque seperates but then the ETA link gets a bit thin...
Ah, that reminds me ...
(Old Anarchist Persists)
When I am old, I shall wear purple,
the colour of my mohawk in ’78,
with my pubes viridian
below my first tattoo –
“Keep off the grass”.
I’ll have a new tattoo at 78:
a bat sagging on my back,
its wrinkled finger-webs flapping
across my bingo wings
as I pogo in some reawakened
mosh pit of memory.
To prevent my diamond
nipple piercings tangling tragically
with my copper ankle bracelet
I have ordered purple satin support:
a size 18
basque separate tits.
Sauce, are you my former 2 wives?
You were married to Vivian Westwood? and who else?
good joke but used years ago by Peter Ross of the Sunday Herald and borrowed by Ian Rankin for The Naming of the Dead
Nice - well worth a full piece.
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